About

I am an adult. Or a child. Or a piece of chewing gum. Or the already chewed up bit under your sneaker. Peel me off, or stomp on me some more. (It'sUpToYou.)

So what's on the website?

I think many'a' thought in my thinkatorium cranium. And if you so choose to read on you will be subjected to such thoughts that may be posted under the influence of hysteria, overwhelming emotion, disturbed cravings for lunacy, and shitty gas station carts such as the "cart simpson" and "cartnight." (Art, Writing, and Blogs.)

ALSO!

I am avaliable to comission for just about anything so if you wanna work together hmu fr fr. I am cheap and dying to make something for local bands or something epic liek that. @chewedgumsneaker on ig.